Monday, 14 March 2011

"Adult" Grilled Cheese

Grilled cheese was the first thing I learned to make by myself on the stove. And although I make one hell of a grilled cheese sandwich, I think it's time to class up a classic. Honestly, these sandwiches are so decadent you could actually serve them at a dinner party! Still pretty simple to make, but the ingredients are FAR from ordinary!

2 tsp butter, room temperature
4 slices brioche or egg bread
Black Olive Pâté

4 oz Brie or Camembert, thinly sliced
Roasted red pepper
1 small handful baby arugula

1.     Spread butter over 1 side of each slice of bread. Spread pâté over 2 of the slices. Place half of the brie over top. Pat pepper dry and cut into wide strips. Set over cheese, followed by arugula, remaining brie and bread, butter-side out.
2.     Heat a large frying pan over medium heat. Add sandwiches to pan. Cook until cheese is melted and bread slices are golden, 3 to 4 minutes a side. Press with spatula to help sandwiches stick together.

Sunday, 13 March 2011

Just one more reason NOT to swallow

(Party #721)
I met a lady at my party tonight who told me you could get throat cancer from giving oral sex. I figured this was just some lame story she made up so she wouldn’t have to give her man a blowjob anymore. And by the way, since this is MY blog I can say things like “Blowjob". Unlike the suggested terms I was given in my Fantasia training like, “oral lovemaking” – I mean let’s be honest and call it what it can sometimes be… a JOB! I've heard a lot of terms for the deed, but I think my favourite so far is, "Mouth Hug" - how cute.

Anyways, I thought I better do a little research on this subject – I definitely don’t want throat cancer!!
So I came home and looked into it. I found a lot of articles on this matter and wouldn't you know it, it’s actually TRUE! New studies have shown that the same virus that causes cervical cancer, human papillomavirus or better known as HPV, is the principal cause of throat cancer.

I guess the bottom line is to be careful! (Duh! Winning!) If you don’t know much about your partner, then you’d better wrap it before your tongue slaps it!

I just realized something… doesn’t Michael Douglas have throat cancer?

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

Roasted Red Pepper & Artichoke Dip

Self control? What is that?!?! You'll completely forget once faced with this dip. These tasty ingredients blended together will make rich sinful love to your tongue. It's a great party dip, total crowd pleaser! Although, you might find yourself wanting to be alone with it...


1 jar (14 oz) marinated artichokes, chopped & drained
1 pkg. (4 oz) cream cheese, softened
1/4 cup mayo
1 clove garlic, pressed
1/2 shredded mozzarella cheese
3/4 cup roasted red peppers, drained & chopped
1/4 cup pitted ripe olives, sliced
2 tbsp Parmesan cheese
1 tsp Italian seasoning
1 bag tortilla chips for dipping
1.     Preheat oven to 350.
2.     In large bowl, combine cream cheese, mayo and garlic. Stir in artichokes & mozzarella cheese.
3.     Spread over bottom of baking dish. On top of mixture, layer peppers, olives, seasoning and Parmesan.
Bake for 20 25 minutes or until hot & bubbly.

Monday, 7 March 2011

Food & Sex

Is there anything else to live for? 

For the past 6 years I have been a Fantasia Consultant. Not sure what that is? Well…. remember back in the day when your mom use to host Tupperware parties? It’s the same kinda thing only the plastic I sell vibrates. That's right... I sell sensual products to horny women all over Southern Ontario.

Just recently I started doing Epicure parties as well - dip mixes, spices, cook ware... all good things to make meals great!

So Dips n' Dongs are my life! They are the 2 things we crave most and I have found a way to make money from both.

It's time to share the strange and hilarious stories from the weird and wonderful people I meet selling dildos. And to add a little more spice to this blog I will also post some tasty recipes you can eat while reading this blog.