Monday, 7 March 2011

Food & Sex

Is there anything else to live for? 

For the past 6 years I have been a Fantasia Consultant. Not sure what that is? Well…. remember back in the day when your mom use to host Tupperware parties? It’s the same kinda thing only the plastic I sell vibrates. That's right... I sell sensual products to horny women all over Southern Ontario.

Just recently I started doing Epicure parties as well - dip mixes, spices, cook ware... all good things to make meals great!

So Dips n' Dongs are my life! They are the 2 things we crave most and I have found a way to make money from both.

It's time to share the strange and hilarious stories from the weird and wonderful people I meet selling dildos. And to add a little more spice to this blog I will also post some tasty recipes you can eat while reading this blog.



  1. At first glance I thought that was a penis shaped cheese ball! Not a bad idea, eh?

  2. That is a great idea! I wonder what kind of cheese would be best for sculpting?

  3. I am SO looking forward to visiting you on a regular basis to read your hilarious stories. Love the name of the blog: it's PERFECT.